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Goodbye Clarence Clemons

With the news that Clarence Clemons died today, I feel utter sadness, but I’m thankful I had the chance to see the Big Man perform eight times in the past 12 years. He was the heart and soul of the E Street Band, and I’m heartbroken that he’s gone.

Join us as we breakdown every fascinating detail of our social lives, including Twins games, rock shows and television. Plus a bizarre musical mix from the soundtrack of our lives.

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Direct download of the podcast: Dyslexic Heart 4/23/11 (53.3 min, 48.8 MB) or subscribe.

It’s another drunken babblefest from your two favorite Minneapolis dorkwads!.

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Direct download of the podcast: Dyslexic Heart 3/26/11 (69min, 63.3 MB) or subscribe.

We’re back with our annual(?) Christmas show. Join us as we babble about collapsing sports stadiums, wearing bread bags on our feet and wading through waist-deep snow while playing a bunch of Christmas music.

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Direct download of the podcast: Dyslexic Heart 12/18/10 (66:54min, 61.4 MB) or subscribe.

Twins Fans, We Have Our Anthem

Since spring training, Minnesota Twins fans have been punished with the craptacular GB Leighton song “Twins Territory,” played during every Fox Sports Net game broadcast this season. The mute button on my TV remote control has never received so much attention.

Today, as our beloved team prepares for the playoffs, Twins fans finally have an anthem we can be proud of. The Baseball Project, a kick-ass “supergroup” featuring (the other) Steve Wynn, Peter Buck, Linda Pitmon and Scott McCaughey, have teamed up with The Hold Steady frontman and Minnesota Twins uberfan Craig Finn to record “Don’t Call Them Twinkies.”

Raise a toast to Kirby Puckett and enjoy.

Dyslexic Heart is not dead. We’ve just been thinking about what to talk about for the past three months. This time around, we talk about the Lady GaGa, Kiss, South Dakota, high school reunions and hoarding while talking over some of our current favorite songs.

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Direct download of the podcast: Dyslexic Heart 9/5/10 (75:48 min, 69.5 MB) or subscribe.