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Archive for April, 2008

Come for the Pie, Stay for the Pie

Baker’s Square’s all-you-can-eat pie promotion is retarded.

My Finest Hour

Old crank calls to 800-NEW-FUNK

And So It Begins

I once considered myself a writer. When asked what I did for a living, I had a nice, tidy response: “I am a writer.” Short, straightforward and simple. After a few years, my job changed. I still wrote, but my title became magazine editor. I liked this title. I felt as though I had accomplished […]